WIMIN! TCH....

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Don't get me wrong I'm all up for a bit of flange and I think wimin are the fuckin' bollocks! But there funny creatures! .... You say one thing to them and it translates into another ... lol ...they say something to us and we read it as something else......Does anyone have a translator or does anyone think they could knock one up?! I've looked on e-bay but no joy .......lol






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i fink its coz you mainlychat alot ov bollox @ drexyl lool
leavin it hard for u 2 b understood

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*EDITED BY DREXYL* <-- Had to remove it not for public viewing

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hahahhaa love the way u put it drex 'im up 4 a bitta flange' wow ur a poet lol wel i dunno bout other women would seem they do like to play mind games but i cant b arsed wiv all that its a waste of time id rather b listenin 2 tunes blapppppp

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True true Lyricz , but I found this and I think it might be the answer.....

SPECIMEN A -



TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes

5. Have consecutive multiple 0rgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. <---you know who you are!!!!!

And the # 1 thing a man would do is:

1. Finally find that damn G-spot. <---don't apply to me because im majik



TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a bl0w job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

And the # 1 thing a women would do is:

1. Repeat # 9.


So now you see the problem.................It's all about sex! Us blokes know what we want and what we like, women on the other hand do not understand theese things, BUT they do have needs and do not like to admit them, (it's not ladylike) LOL

Also I think women would like a MAN to be more "sensitive" and "woman like" , I ain't ashamed to say I can be a right soppy cunt at times, BUT if we WHERE to abide by there strange wants and BECOME more "sensitive" and "woman like" , we would have this......

SPECIMEN B -




Which would blow all of the SEX theroy out of the water, I means let's face it name a woman in the world that would shag that?! HENCE it's all about......!! lol

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And I just want to say...............................I can't believe all UKB MEN are goin' to sit there and not reply to this! You all whipped or summin'? SORT IT OUT! Haha we must UNITE against this breed or woman! loooooooooooooooooooooool

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I hear what you sayin Drexyl bruv,

i wish i coulda got thie pic that belongs to the words up but it aint workin. anyway hears an example of a woman saying one thing but meaning something thats completly opposite. oh and this was on a sign for rings. (jewlery)


What She Says:

"Any ring is fine as long as i have you"

Whats she's thinking:

"No Diamond?? How Cheap! I'll make his life living hell! I'll put poison in his coffee!! I'll cut his brake lines!"

its a start for the translator.

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I agree with you whole heartedly Drex, now what do you suppose we do about these growing divisions. ESPN(us sports network) has got the right idea, they have just released a credit card whose spending advantages include, free golf, sport attire, sports related stuff. Now a woman's irresistable urge to shop can gain her man some free sport.

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great teamwork on that credit card number.

I had the classic one once of a girlfriend who told me not to be 'sexist' and to treat her like I do my male mates. Despite telling her she'd hate it, she insisted....so eventually I said ok. She obviously hated it and cried and told me I was an insensitive bastard coz I should know that she's a woman and needs to be treated like one. hmmmmm....

Or maybe she just liked to confuse me and take out her issues on me coz I was a stoopid man. ahem.

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So maye be us blokes are not the one's that need to "change", it's the fuckin' women! If they stoped fuckin' about chattin' shit and concerned themselves with more important things in life instead of handbags and clothes etc, and started concerin' themselves with the development of the world as in, the species of MAN-KIND and were as honest and focused as us blokes, we would both be winners!

SO WOMEN, SORT IT OOOOUT! haha

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wot u ona bout drex id shag that jsss kiddin .................... i think u blokes r goin out wiv da wrong sorta women personally ............. den agn ima bit blokey haha im happy 2 watch the footie etc who can b arsed wiv mind games pfftt its borinnnnnnnnn ...so women out there who do it u no who u are stop messin wiv blokes of ukbass's heads and blokes stop moanin bout women cause u can b just as BAD!!!!

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and fellas a gud tip if ya bired is moanin away @ya wack ya hed fones on turn up the dnb n drown her out i dun dat wiv plenty of bf's it wrks a treat mwahah

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I think I've just found my ideal woman haha Lyricz marry me . Thats what women should be like! lol

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