things not too say during sex

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shall we get the dog involved........
OR
can i lick ya eyeball.....
OR
ya breath stinks........
OR
im bored......
OR
can i put a tube up my arse with a hamster in it and let you kick me in the nuts.......

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best one is her sisters name while your shaggin doggy styleeeeeee makes her buck like a biatch

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hmm lmfao

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not much realy a thing to say, but a good one to do

Try Rodeo Sex

When your doing her doggy,
pull her hair back
and wisper in her ear
" I Fucked Ya Sister "

And see if ya can stay on for 10 Seconds


that made me cry lol

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is glad she aint got a sister

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Your mum woz much better at this!

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Sorry Bex - i think i've just followed thru!

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not much realy a thing to say, but a good one to do

Try Rodeo Sex

When your doing her doggy,
pull her hair back
and wisper in her ear
" I Fucked Ya Sister "

And see if ya can stay on for 10 Seconds


that made me cry lol

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gud luck guys if ya say that 2 a lady during sex.... u all wana go wiv out i take it ?

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How about, " I actually fancied your mate, but you'll do!"
Or, "Wow, I can get my dick AND my balls in!"

Anything to do with religion, marriage or babies.

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is glad she aint got a sister