The Wish Game

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lol.................wats a scarb lolololol
jokes
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hehehe @ g-rat
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wish granted drexyl,
but then duracell bring a new everlasting battery that never dies, causing you to become out of date and you end up at the bottom of a landfill site with ur acid oozin out of ur sides lol


I wish wanking was better than sex........

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Wish granted and you serve as Minxy's battery for a good while, she is so pleased with your performance that she lends you to me so I might experience some of your strength,
Just kidding lol


I wish my electric devices weren't so awkward. I literally have to haul them around.

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Didn't see JK's post, I would still care for mine to stand along his/hers.

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wish granted , wankin iz betta dan sex ...........
but this causes no births and the population slowly dies out untill no1s left lol

i wishhhh dat .....................

boob jobs were free lol

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WISH GRANTED

THE FREEBOOB JOBS WERE A RUSE AND NOW UR IN DEBT TO A MAN WHO PAID FOR IT FOR YOU. YOU BECOME A SEX SLAVE TO A 79 YEAR OLD WHO WILL NEVER DIE BECAUSE YOU KEEP HIM SO YOUNG AWWW (throws up)

WISH I WAS A FARMER

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Wish granted, however, one day when you are simply milking your cow, an on-looker from somewhere in the vicinity of Alpha Centauri chances to glance into your barn for just a brief moment and that bystander, from his vision, makes the conceptual leap that perhaps you are engaged in some kind of inter-specie sexual ritual. Kinky, huh folks.




I wish I was interested in inter-specie sexual rituals??????????????????????????????
j/k,

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lol Drexyl.

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wish granted ........................................
u do becum intrested in inter-specie sexual rituals......
but this results in untold pisstakin n ewwwwwww noises from ur m8s ...
leavin u sad n loney wiv ya cow lol

i wish dat.....................................all uppers were free lol

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Wish granted and your upper dealer goes broke, starts eating his own supply and pretty soon he's trying to sell you downers, that piece of shit even tries to pass off a tylenol for some sort of new synthetic upper manufactured in Canada or some bullshit.




I wish I could remove my penis, carry it in my pocket so that I might be albe to show it off, it would be considerably less akward if I pulled it from my pocket instead from my crotch. j/k lol

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WISH GRANTED

YOU NOW HAVE A MAGNIFICENT DETACHABLE PENIS,.....................THAT DOES NOT WORK! YOU TRY TO SELL IT IN SEX SHOPS AS A DILDO BUT DUE TO THE LACK OF BLOOD SUPPLY THERES NOTHING REALLY THERE TO GET OFF ON. SO YOU END UP SITTING IT ON A MANTEL PLACE COLLECTING DUST REMINISING OF THE TIME YOU ATUALLY HAD A PENIS AND WERE ABLE TO USE IT.

I WISH MINXY CAME IN FUN SIZE

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lol
wish granted ...................
but then id elope wiv tom thumb n have even smaller kids lol

i wish ..................................it was sunni always
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Wish granted, Sunni is your next door neighbor and your wish has ensured that she is at your door before you wake and after you sleep. She begs and begs for a piece of ass, you don't care for her so you don't give in easily. After about the fourth girlfriend she runs off you start to have second thoughts, she isn't that ugly after all and your stuck for life with Sunni.





I wish my dog could attend work for me? Or at least do the fucking laundry every now and again, the lazy fucker just sits around, eating and shitting all day.

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WISH GRANTED

YOUR DOG IS NOW SO NOT LAZY THAT HE RUNS U RAGGED AND SHITS EVEN MORE HE HAS NOW BECOME SO HYPER THAT HE CONSTENTLY RAVAGES U IN BED AND ONE DAY BYTES YOUR COCK OFF.

I WISH I HAD A WUSH THAT DID NOT HAVE A BAD ENDING

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