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Drexyl - Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:43 pm
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TOP TEN NORRIS FACTS

10. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
9. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
8. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
7. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
6. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1.Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
3. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
2. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
1. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

I came across this while looking for christmas presents lol

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Pharoh - Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:10 am
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very popular in the gaming community about 4 months ago theese chuck norris facts, there is a site dedicated to 'em with lots more Smile

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Kalaish - Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:21 am
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Man what a geezer....

i'd be well scared of chuck norris.....especially if i met him wearing that denim tank top chest wig exposer and dripping in lard singing 'all night long' by lional richie.....the sheer terror of it....

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c-j - Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:07 am
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The only man who could take on the Hoff and win

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Kalaish - Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:48 pm
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lol yeh man......TV spectacular....the Norris v's the Hoff.....pro celebrity survival. drop em both in the wildest jungle and see who wins....mano e' mano.......beast v's beast....kung fu v's a cod piece

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Pharoh - Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:01 pm
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tbh throw Steven Seagal in the competition aswell, when we are talking about that type ^^

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c-j - Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:59 pm
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Laughing

karate vs codpiece - nice

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Kalaish - Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:44 pm
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steven seagul.........hmmm.....in Hard to Kill he was the man but to be honest due to the lame shit he came with post 2000 i'd rather he a did a pro celebrity special of his own.....

New on SKY 1....The Hungey Bear....This weeks Hungrey bear fodder is Steven Seagul...look how he runs through the bear infested forest like a little girl........ouch....thats gonna hurt in the morning Shocked

now that would be good TV Shocked Very Happy

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c-j - Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:00 pm
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Maybe we can get Rocky Balboa the 90 year old He-Man in on the action?

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Pharoh - Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:00 pm
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all i have to say, seagal is hardcore, lol Laughing

[Edit] img removed, because of mal content, it was not the original image anymore!!! post edited 27th of janurary 2007

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Kalaish - Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:28 pm
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PMSL Laughing Laughing Laughing the man for all seasons..a legend!!!

Big Up Pharoh Very Happy

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Drexyl - Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:45 am
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minxy can do that with her armpits!!!!! i sin it!!

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