Olden boobies

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Boobies used to have this weird, turgid rocket shape that made them look like exotic fruits, then Gloria Steinem burned all the wire bras and all the tits went flat. Now they’re swinging the boulder-holder pendulum the other way with massive fake balloons that look like they’re going to pop. Can we please go back to the 60s tit, please!!!!


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Perky tits are the way forward!

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Is no one else concerned with the matter? Boobies are seriously becoming deformed, flat plates of meat! I think I'm going to start a petition to bring back wire bras, to help the women re-shape those droopy boobies, back into the lush perky bad boys they used to be.

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I'm concerned, alright!
I'm concerned that you miss them crazy banana titties of yore. An unwary titty user could put an eye out with one of those!
Round and full are good. Sweater puppets don't look right if they appear to be designed for a wind tunnel.
Honesty, Drexyl, there's better porn out there than National Geographic.

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I'm concerned, alright!
I'm concerned that you miss them crazy banana titties of yore. An unwary titty user could put an eye out with one of those!
Round and full are good. Sweater puppets don't look right if they appear to be designed for a wind tunnel.
Honesty, Drexyl, there's better porn out there than National Geographic.

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Fair enough
but I'm not necessarily endorsing modified tittage...

I'm only saying - them nasty banana titties look that way because they hung under their own weight for 25, 30 years and paid a dear price for the gravity of it all...
Either bra technology wasn't up to the task, or those were the days when bras were unfashionable/unprogressive/whatever.
I agree in full that fake looks fake
but
absolutely believe in the need for something to hold them bad boys up against the strains of gravity and LADIES, I VOLUNTEER!

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i dont reakon i do 2 badly on that front n agreed gotta wear a gud supportiv bra 2 keep em pinky n perky ne way weird subject carry on boys lol

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i dont reakon i do 2 badly on that front n agreed gotta wear a gud supportiv bra 2 keep em pinky n perky ne way weird subject carry on boys lol

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*calls adge*

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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So, basically,

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Drexyl likes (.)(.)

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I'm pretty good at that.

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trust u 2 make a post bout breasts ........ i 4 1 am not at the tripping ova ma saggy breast stage yet .... maybee i have a gud selection ov bras lol


any ways ....... every 1s are diffrent ... the same as every blokes ...... feet lol


wudnt it b boring if boobs all luked the same shape n size

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I'm prefer womans ass's but I was just curious as to where the comely shape of the classic boob went.

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i luv frupney bits bouncy bouncy