Lunatic in my local Sainsbury's

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After work I went and bought myself a bag of potato wedges, fishcakes and mushy peas. As I only had 3 items I went to the cigarette stall, where Bono works.

Clearly this is not Bono, but this guy is trying hard. He has the glasses and a swagger. I get to the front of the queue and one by one he proceeds to do cocktail moves with my items, no word of a lie. First he grabs my wedges and spins them in his hand and over the scanner, secondly he spins my fishcakes like a rugby ball from hand to hand and through the scanner, and lastly he nearly smacks himself in the face with my tin of mushy peas as he throws them up in the air with one hand and catches them in the other.

I had actually warned him to be careful with my peas aswell but the fucker wouldn't listen. I swear I will wait in a longer queue at a regular till in future to avoid this individual who I consider to be unstable and extremely dangerous.

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classic

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hahahaha as drex says, classic.. im in stitches here i can picture it

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But there were two people ahead of me in the queue and he didn't do any moves with their items.

This is what worries me.

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he wants your ass robrob!

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hahaha trying to impress you by the sounds of it - next time you're in there, don't turn your back to him.

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i say next time ur in der buy cocktail mix n bring ya cocktail shaker n get da fucker 2 make u a drink shaken or stirred sir

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Rob, when he gives ya your change, start swinging it about like his been doing with items and see what he does

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i woulda bin skrewin if he had done it with me beers

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beers meanin babycham

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babycham

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At the risk of ostricization, what is babycham? It does ring a bell though I don't know if that's a good thing or not

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