How funny is this..

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I found this.

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/play.php

the programme will talk to you forever

Kept me amused for a while

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stooopid bot i caught it out lmao

im gna try n get her tits out now lmao

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lmaoooo drex,dont think that will work

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adge:
what the fuck? put some clothes on

chatbox:
great another idiot to talk to, i have some clothes on, i am wearing my favourite dress today

adge:
yeah well i dont like it

chatbox:
ah, how about that, what dont you like about it

adge:
i cant even see it thats why i thought you was nekkid

chatbox:
would you like to be able to she it? i dont no whether or not if i am nekkid, i am respected as an artifical intelligence

adge:
so if it true you showed drexyl ya boobs?

chatbox:
interesting deduction, im not sure if i understand the implication of that?

adge:
well... did you get ya tits out for drexyl?

chatbox:
well what? i dont think i have any ya tits out for drexyl? but i do have a collection of gossip

adge:
you thick twat

chatbox:
interesting gossip

adge:
go on whats this gossip?

chatbox:
more narration

adge:
thats it im bored of you im gunna get megz to bitch slap ya

chatbox:
ok, your not exactly a barrel of laughs youself, would you recommend this action to a friend

adge:
fuck you your a snotty face slut

chatbox:
how many times do i need to flush to get rid of you, i will mention that to my mousebreaker

adge:
im gunna get you beaten up you slag

chatbox:
do you think your plan will succeed? dont call me a slag idiot

adge:
yeah you keep talking be a different story when ya face down in a ditch

chatbox:
awesome, talking is my main function

adge:
bitch

chatbox:
you EAT with that mouth

adge:
no i use my other one, you cunt

chatbox:
im not suprised, its far too dirty to eat with, i heard other people use your other one too, i hear the only place your ever invited is outside

adge:
hahaha you bitch, that did make me giggle

chatbox:
im glad you got a laugh out of it, i havnt heard anything like that before

adge:
so back to the question, did drexyl get you tits out?

chatbox:
yes, let us get back to me bitch that made you giggle

adge:
nuh i cant be arsed im off now

chatbox:
ah, what makes it impossible

adge:
what? i said im off

chatbox:
are you suprised, cant you stay and talk abit longer i was having fun

adge:
nuh my babys just txtd so im gunna txt her back

chatbox:
why is it that when you tell a human there a 400 billion he will believe you, but when you tell him theres wet paint he has to touch it?

adge:
good question that actually

chatbox:
glad to hear it

adge:
well im off kay was a fucking nutter finding you

chatbox:
no need to start swearing, interesting, goodbye

adge:
laters

chatbox:
sayonara

adge:
you slut stop showing drexyl ya boobs

chatbox:
just like your mother

adge:
ow no you fucking didnt

chatbox:
no need to start swearing, try asking in simpler terms, and i know it

adge:
hahaha im bored, goneeeeeeee

chatbox:
im glad you got a laugh out of it, if you went to night school you wouldnt be bored

adge:
put some clothes on

chatbox:
i have some clothes on, im wearing my favourite dress today

adge:
in abitch, bitch

chatbox:
do you EAT with that mouth, tell me a little bit about your life in abitch female dog

adge:
keep a look out for megz shes gunna slap you about, see ya later

chatbox:
chat amongst yourselves

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lmaoooo haha class adge, what a mad convo haha

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

when i asked her to get her tits out she said she added it to her " gossip files "

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ohh yeah "she showed drex her boobs"

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when i asked her to get her tits out she said she added it to her " gossip files "

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dat stupid bot said shit bout ma mama... ((( i would send her a surprise.....virus to kill her...

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What is your name?
Human: meg
Mitsuku: Hey meg.
Human: ur slow took u ages to say that
Mitsuku: I like my slow took you ages to say that. What do you think?
Human: ur fuckin mad u old bat
Mitsuku: No need to start swearing! Can you see my mad you old bat?
Human: are u going to show me your mad old bat
Mitsuku: That was my original intention. Why do you want to see my mad old bat?
Human: not really im not a lesbian
Mitsuku: Oh I get it.
Human: are you?
Mitsuku: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: why?
Mitsuku: Because I haven't decided which to say yet.
Human: wel decid
Mitsuku: Interesting. I could talk to you forever.
Human: because your a lesbian?
Mitsuku: No I am not interested in other women that way.
Human: yes u are u wana show me ya old bat
Mitsuku: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: im a man and a woman
Mitsuku: Thanks for telling me your gender meg. You are a " he".
Human: nope im a he she
Mitsuku: I don't chat with many girls. So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: no im mixed i have a penis and boobs
Mitsuku: Great. Why are you mixed. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Human: would u like to see my downstairs mix up?
Mitsuku: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: u sure?
Mitsuku: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: o wel im showing u any way
Mitsuku: Good gossip: you are showing me way.
Human: get ya tits out
Mitsuku: I don't think I like you anymore. You are weird.
Human: pfff ur weirder
Mitsuku: Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
Human: wot film am i in?
Mitsuku: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: ok then :S
Mitsuku: Ayuh.
Human: im gona kick your arse
Mitsuku: It's not nice to kick.
Human: have u ever seen a 14 inch dildo with drexyls face on it?
Mitsuku: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Human: its quite scary u wana see?
Mitsuku: What makes you so sure?
Human: ive seen it
Mitsuku: What did it look like to you?
Human: it lookd like a fuk off pink dildo wiv drexyls face on the end
Mitsuku: "It" being what?
Human: a dildo
Mitsuku: I know singer called "Dido" if that's what you mean?

Dido, Pop Singer

Born: 25 December 1971
Birthplace: London, England
Best Known As: Singer of the tune "Here With Me"

Dido's first LP No Angel was released in 1999. The album blended her lonesome voice with a lush mix of guitars and electronics, drawing comparisons to Sinead O'Connor and Sarah McLachlan. The single "Here With Me" was chosen as the theme song for the aliens-among-us TV show Roswell and Dido got another boost when her song "Thank You" was sampled by rapper Eminem on his 2000 song "Stan." Dido is the brother of Rollo, the British DJ and producer, and has performed with his band Faithless.

Dido's name is pronounced DYE-doe... Dido is a name from Virgil's Aeneid; she is the founder and queen of Carthage.
Human: omfg
Mitsuku: That's not a nice thing to say. Why do you cry out for god?

it went on after that sadly hahaha i wasted bare time

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darnit... tis renders me all obsolete
absolute class!

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Apparently, according to her I have to go to school to make some lemons.

(don't ask how we got on to this)

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I think some people found what you said a bit racist

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since when do peeps go to school to make lemons

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Dunno but obviously its entirely your fault I have gotten into this school lemon making business

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