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Sounds like a normal night out for you Minx.

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I remember a night on da piss ( well not really but sorta ) bout 8yrs ago. We decided to spend the night drinkin doubles, so!!! I hear ya all cry, well I didn't drink spirits at the time so it was 2 pints 4 me and a double woteva (spirits) for ma m8s. I remember at about 12am that I wanted to go home, I remember crawlin outta ma seat an headin for the main door. the door was opened by a bouncer and the fresh air done more damage than the 16 or so pints I had. anyway, the next thing I remember was wakin up freezin cold ( it was december and 4am) In a garage with no door, lyin on the roof of a car only to discover the reason that i was so cold was cause I had taken off ma trousers,shoes an top folded them up all neat an tidy and placed them under the car it took me a while to find all my shit, get dressed and head outta the garage only to realise that I didn't have a clue where I was!!! after about 20mins of bewilderment I figired out I was 6 miles from home and skint so I set off on a long walk. 2.5 hours later I arrive home to find all my m8's slumped outside ma front door in a heap waitin to get in and wonderin wot the fuck happened to me!

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lol .................... awwww , those r the nites

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I remember a night on da piss ( well not really but sorta ) bout 8yrs ago. We decided to spend the night drinkin doubles, so!!! I hear ya all cry, well I didn't drink spirits at the time so it was 2 pints 4 me and a double woteva (spirits) for ma m8s. I remember at about 12am that I wanted to go home, I remember crawlin outta ma seat an headin for the main door. the door was opened by a bouncer and the fresh air done more damage than the 16 or so pints I had. anyway, the next thing I remember was wakin up freezin cold ( it was december and 4am) In a garage with no door, lyin on the roof of a car only to discover the reason that i was so cold was cause I had taken off ma trousers,shoes an top folded them up all neat an tidy and placed them under the car it took me a while to find all my shit, get dressed and head outta the garage only to realise that I didn't have a clue where I was!!! after about 20mins of bewilderment I figired out I was 6 miles from home and skint so I set off on a long walk. 2.5 hours later I arrive home to find all my m8's slumped outside ma front door in a heap waitin to get in and wonderin wot the fuck happened to me!