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1 IN 10 YOUNG PEOPLE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 16 AND 25 HAVE OR HAVE HAD AN STD

THE LONGEST RECORDED FLIGHT OF A CHICKEN IS 13 SECONDS

THE HUMAN BRAIN IS APPROXIMATELY 75% WATER

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fountain of dodgy knowledge you aint cha

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dam those chickens one day they wil fly i tel ya mwahahaha!

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did u know

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. <sign me up haha

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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this stuff is amazing. How did I survive without these essential facts of life!

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well bats always turn left when exiting from a cave!

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an octopus has three hearts i no cj i dont no how u did m8 , and bex me n u shuld team up we culd become pub quiz champions

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pub Quiz u mean forum quiz bring it on!

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It's still law that everyman should go and do archery ona sunday nice fuckin dodgey laws

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talking bout archers it ok to shoot a welsh man with an arrow in york after midnight .. or was it a scotsman .. mmmm dreamy googles off to find out

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mmm I none the wiser, other than welshman arnt alowed in chester after midknight and On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

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Damn it! Thats Jersey off the list 4 next years holiday then!



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..Kalaish wanders out into park to fire arrows at squirrals....

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ahhh found it, it is a scotsman ..... it is still (apparently) legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, but only if you spot him within the York city walls after dark

So killng a scotsmans ok but dont you dare have more than 3 shakes in indonesia

-In California, it is illegal to peel an orange in your hotel room.
-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
-It used to be against the law to slam a car door in Switzerland.
-In Tulsa, you’re not allowed to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
-In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife’s hair.
-In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with porcupines – in case you were thinking of it.
-An Ohio law states that pets have to carry lights on their tails at night.
-In West Virginia, no children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions”.
-In Mobile, Alabama, it is illegal to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
-In Oklahoma, a law has been passed making it illegal to take a bite out of someone else’s hamburger.
-Another Oklahoma law says that it is a crime to have the hind legs of a farm animal in your boots.
-In Connecticut, it is illegal to walk across a street on your hands.
And my personal favourite – in Chicago, it is illegal to go fishing while wearing pyjamas