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Reply to topic| kay - Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:35 am | |
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Dreamy wrote: Page 1: I woke up with a very greasy spanner and sore bum caused by too much poppers and un-cut coke wiv terrapins with lil green crack pipes that spew dragon’s fire into the crusty dark hole, which is dangerous because it can cause massive trauma... Page2: To your mothers child bearing capabilities, or the kebabs from somewhere near mcds drive thru where all the people are green lil monsters with big teeth that stick out funny making difficulty with eating all the maltesers that they like to suck the chocolate off Page3: To keep them happy and looking good as me when im doin the truffle shuffle while eating crabby patties with pink meat balls that look like testicles but their so blue right now due to lack of stimulation from minxy and her limited cooking skills 
someone elses turn  I will
Page4: which left me hungry as usual and gaggin for tinned meatballs in a furry muff with long sparkly clit stimulatiors that tickle ma nose while clippin my toenails that are brittle and yellow and flaky like old pentioners earwax witch i thought about alot Page5: luked abit like a derranged rabbit smokin a purple turnip. So I ran like the Fuckin' wind, to the little hole in the wardrobe like narnia , but without the trees just giant fluffy marshmellow and crabby irish people dancing to the sounds ov gangsta rap Page6: whilie smokin on the most expensive biggest lump of mature cheddar cheese nice 1 gromit for saving the Crack till l8a pass me the valium, my acid Drexyl is a tai lady boy with a small ........... 
now sum1 carry on _________________ (Oh you think im a stuck up bitch?,well join the club you slutty whore) 
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| Mitts - Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:37 am | |
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pmsl ive dun lyk 18 pages lmfao |
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| J double L - Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:16 pm | |
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lmao wen u finish it mitts post it should be funny as a mother fucker |
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| Mitts - Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:26 pm | |
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yep so no 1 type ne more 2 this post lmfao oda wise u make me job longer |
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| J double L - Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:18 pm | |
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ave u posted it yet mitts? |
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| Dreamy - Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:07 pm | |
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Mitts wrote: pmsl ive dun lyk 18 pages lmfao
post what you got mitts .. canna wait any longer |
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| kay - Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:13 pm | |
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| annakin - Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:30 am | |
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wen can we read it??? |
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| Nad - Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:25 pm | |
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whens it published, |
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| Nad - Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:24 pm | |
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| kay - Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:40 pm | |
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come on mitts or other peeps will do it |
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| Nad - Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:12 pm | |
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see page 100 |
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| Nad - Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:42 pm | |
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this week or |
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| kay - Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:14 pm | |
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kay wrote: Dreamy wrote: Page 1: I woke up with a very greasy spanner and sore bum caused by too much poppers and un-cut coke wiv terrapins with lil green crack pipes that spew dragon’s fire into the crusty dark hole, which is dangerous because it can cause massive trauma... Page2: To your mothers child bearing capabilities, or the kebabs from somewhere near mcds drive thru where all the people are green lil monsters with big teeth that stick out funny making difficulty with eating all the maltesers that they like to suck the chocolate off Page3: To keep them happy and looking good as me when im doin the truffle shuffle while eating crabby patties with pink meat balls that look like testicles but their so blue right now due to lack of stimulation from minxy and her limited cooking skills
someone elses turn I will
Page4: which left me hungry as usual and gaggin for tinned meatballs in a furry muff with long sparkly clit stimulatiors that tickle ma nose while clippin my toenails that are brittle and yellow and flaky like old pentioners earwax witch i thought about alot Page5: luked abit like a derranged rabbit smokin a purple turnip. So I ran like the Fuckin' wind, to the little hole in the wardrobe like narnia , but without the trees just giant fluffy marshmellow and crabby irish people dancing to the sounds ov gangsta rap Page6: whilie smokin on the most expensive biggest lump of mature cheddar cheese nice 1 gromit for saving the Crack till l8a pass me the valium, my acid Drexyl is a tai lady boy with a small ...........
now sum1 carry on CANT WAIT ANYLONGER!!!! so am doing sum myself! page7: thai green curry that smells like thai curry maybe? unlikey it seems that women often prefere chocolate too and fuck you over like a gayboy on tour sleepin witha fishes and sloths, in pentonville,after sleep... When the peanuts taste bloody best! Only while drinking, page8: a wee dram in minxys bedroom she's quite kinky after a few she becomes like a possessed raving VIXEN IN BED FORDSHIRE NORTH OF the small ferret farm where kippers eat large polecats and live in constant fear of being caught for nude anchovy rubbing page9: y covered in mustad and beans with chilli pepper left of centre which reminded me ov a time when i was a wee nipper who flew a kite in2 oncummin Flyin squirell. It suffered severe trauma lucky rolf harris thought the squirel would be good page10: to paint so out come a knife and scapel that was blunt and made quiete a funni noise when wobbled wildly over the squirrels and their genitals which really should be eaten on tuesday afternoons only straight after the man in pink does the truffleshuffle page11: whilst simultaniously spinning 40 jelly babies on a slipmat that was owned by an old american indian named peter snozbuckle, who was famous for eatin crabsticks while standing in jelly and fingerin a pineapple that smelt like gone off peanut butter smoothies which oddly enough page12: was made from the residue of vietnamese pigmy goats dipped in chocolate mmmmm my favourite goes nice with dog spleen vindaloo and hairy pigs testicales with brown sauce a plenty and a bit on the side just for good messure , as grandad always used to page13: like a swim with pleanty of stingrays like steve ewrin, when he cudnt swim wivout puttin on his luminous green armbands with pink fluffy ponys dancing like minxy on ketimne because ketamine makes her numb like that 1 time she told me the little pixies page14: were on prozac because the beanstalk grew out her right nostrel and caused her to eat mud because she needed to plant roots , pixies like trees so pimped out treehouses on the branches cause bush fires to start in pixie homes means bye crack stash page15: n hello hobgoblins "WTF" i goes to my midget sat on the elephant called sheila (shes a dyke) more bi , partys at shelias can get on tv and make a your hair curl because the lawnmowers Don't care who they invite , it makes no sense OK, that'l do for now! more 2 come soon if mitts dont post sum soon _________________ (Oh you think im a stuck up bitch?,well join the club you slutty whore)
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| Nad - Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:17 am | |
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Nad wrote: I want tosee Observation Room _________________ StRaNgE tHiNgS hApPeN @ nIGhT! |
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